Delivers State of the Onion address to pimply faced acolytes at the Fayetteville, Arkansas Chili’s. Speech is cut short when a roving gang of Outback Steakhouse line cooks hurl flaming Bloomin’ Onions® through the front door, igniting the hostess’s bouffant hair. Volunteer fire brigade extinguishes ensuing wackiness.
January 27, 2007
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