For Once I’m Glad Burl Ives is Dead

One Word Wonkiness

M&C Saatchi, the 398th Saatchified agency for those counting, has developed yet another trademarked brandificationalistic mechanization for wowing mid-level marketing managers and others easily persuaded by shiny advertising jargon: One Word Equity.Young MC...
For Once I’m Glad Burl Ives is Dead

A Gentle Reminder

In case someone, somewhere out there was even remotely considering exhuming Celine Dion to sell anything to anyone for any reason, I offer these examples of why you should instead retire from advertising right now and spare us your “boomers love her”...

An Appropriate Use for Rick Astley

And you thought there was no such thing. Sure, it’s been 20 years since he blue-eye souled his way into our hearts with sweet cliches and sweeter white-boy dancing. But does he really deserve this kind of treatment? Heck yeah! Hey, at least he still makes a good...