You Know, For Kids

You Know, For Kids

[rant]Well, the marketing folks at “Gossip Girl” are back with another tweenerporntacular campaign. Using excerpts from reviews as headlines. Ooh. Provocative. Yippee. I don’t care that it’s effective. In fact, I’m more upset about it...

Cheatin’ a Legend

On Wednesday, June 18, 2008, the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce once again failed to bestow a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame to one of the industry’s most beloved and venerable actors – Cheeta the Chimpanzee. Cheeta starred alongside Olympic champion Johnny...

Jumping on the Bandwagon

This is not an example of shamelessly trolling for search engine traffic. I actually am excited that David Cook won American Idol over David “Someone Please Taser My Dad” Archuleta. Why? Two reasons.First, Cook is from Blue Springs, Missouri. Once and...

Time Does What Dirty Apes Could Not

Charlton Heston died yesterday at the age of 84. Whether you agreed with his politics or not, how could you not love the man who gave us the most Gentile Moses ever, a sentient ape-pummeling human, and so many years of NRA fun? So long, Chuck.Fox