by jason_fox | Mar 22, 2020 | Bio
Begins communicating with the rest of the household exclusively through Zoom meetings after attempts to tap out messages via Morse code with “level infinity armpit toots” fails.
by jason_fox | Mar 20, 2020 | Bio
Honoring the loss of Kenny “The Roaster” Rogers earlier in the day, folds the laundry before receiving “the look” from the missus.
by jason_fox | Mar 9, 2020 | Bio
Amidst the coronavirus pandemic, enters 35th year of self-isolation.
by jason_fox | Mar 3, 2020 | Bio
Joins the Fed and cuts interest in reading stories about COVID-19 by 0.5%.
by jason_fox | Feb 29, 2020 | Bio
Earns the sobriquet “Scrooge McLeapface” after refusing to do so much as even a heel lift.
by jason_fox | Feb 11, 2020 | Bio
Runs afoul of Amnesty International after suggesting convicted political advisor Roger Stone be sentenced to 15 minutes reading political Twitter.
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