April 21, 2020

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Predicts six more years of nonstop jackassery after CNN anchor Chris Cuomo emerges from his COVID-19 mancave and sees his shadow.
April 13, 2020

April 13, 2020

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Scoops CNN to reveal that China’s official COVID-19 spokescomrade is actually a WOPR-powered Magic 8 Ball.

April 5, 2020

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Stripped of British Open Championship title for failure to refer to the contest as “The Open Championship & Right Honorable Chip Shoppe.

April 4, 2020

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Ties for first with 3,933,112,127 other gents in the 149th British Open Men’s Golf Championship.