I have kids. Three. All four and under. To me, late night TV is whatever airs at 9 p.m. So, I don’t see a lot of Jimmy Kimmel’s show unless it’s in clip form on the Gorenet. Instead, I get to sit through 3 ½ hours of the Academy Awards to find out mimes have taken over Hollywood. If only I’d been wise enough to wait until this morning and invest a scant nine minutes in this parody of every movie, movie trailer and genre ever.

Chewbacca included at no extra charge.

Well played, Ben Stein’s sidekick.