1. J-Fo
2. J-Fro (pre-head shaving)
3. The Delicate Genius (probably not a compliment)
4. Goodtime Shoehorn (a story less interesting than you’d think)
5. The Most Difficult Creative to Work With (three years running; probably didn’t help that I chastised the award givers for ending the title with a preposition)
6. Things That Rhyme with “Bass”
7. Word Monkey

Things I Have Not Been Called in My Advertising Career:

1. The Lanky Half of a Wonder Duo
2. Two-time Cannes Lion Winner
3. Mr. Bogusky
4. Mr. Bojangles
5. Your Next American Idol
6. One-time Cannes Lion Winner
7. Tan

Now you know.

Later,

Fox